- "America?" said Mrs Liberty. "Won't we get scalped?" 
- "Good grief, no!" said William Stickers, who was a bit more up to date 
   about the world. 
- "*Probably* not," said Mr Fletcher, who had been watching the news lately 
   and was even more up to date than William Stickers. 
        -- Still looking for a good place to party 
           (Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Dead)