"This isn't how I imagined it, chaps," said War. "I haven't been waiting 
for thousands of years just to fiddle around with bits of wire.  It's not 
what you'd call *dramatic*. Albrecht Duerer didn't waste his time doing 
woodcuts of the Four Button-Pressers of the Apocalypse, I do know that." 
        -- Armageddon delayed by technical difficulties 
           (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)