"Jesus won't cut you off before you're through 
        With him you won't never get a crossed line, 
        And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised 
        He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life. 
 
        The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference 
        He's in at any hour, day or night 
        And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free 
        He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life." 
 
                -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)